Sarcasm Tote Bag — "I Sprinkle That Stuff On Everything" Large Eco Canvas Tote

Carry your day with quiet confidence in this roomy organic cotton tote. The sturdy 8 oz twill holds groceries, notebooks, or a weekend change of clothes without fuss. A vintage-style black print — a playful, hand-lettered phrase centered on the front — adds personality while the flat bottom keeps contents upright and easy to access. Long self-fabric straps sit comfortably over the shoulder for longer walks or quick errands. Thoughtfully certified and consciously made, this tote feels good to use and to carry.

Product features
- 100% organic cotton twill (8 oz/yd²) — natural, durable fabric
- Spacious 20″ × 14″ × 5″ flat-bottom design (6 gal / 23 l capacity)
- Strong 1″ × 25″ self-fabric dual straps; 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit
- Sustainably produced: OCS, GRS, GOTS and OEKO‑TEX Standard 100 certified
- PETA‑approved vegan; option for second-side print available for an additional fee

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat